February 29, 2008

Fags Ruin Everything!

That last post, the one about The Silver Tongued Moor and the gayz, raises  questions for The Enemy about Clinton and her recent (re)positioning on the UAFA. It would appear that Hillary has abandoned her *Gay Fraud* argument in favor of a less transparent dodge. Her strategy now is to roll/hide the UAFA in a larger Immigration Reform Package.

Rather than let the poor little thing stand and fight alone, Hillary's going to take the UAFA  under her wing (they're not *wings* exactly...actually what does one call the flabby things hanging under her arms?)

What a nice Lady :)

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From Obama With Love

Open Letter from Barack Obama to the LGBT Community

"...and I have worked to improve the Uniting American Families Act so we can afford same-sex couples the same rights and obligations as married couples in our immigration system."

Hhhhmmmm, not to be a total shithead or anything, but what exactly is Obama referring to when he says he's "worked" to improve the UAFA? since when does wringing your hands and schvitzing about *Gay Fraud* constitute work?

Just asking. Full letter after the jump.

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February 15, 2008

Weird Old Coot

The Paglia has turned into that person you occasionally run into at parties, alone in a corner with her third drink. You strike up a conversation to 'draw her out of her shell' only to discover she's alone for a reason.

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No Amnesty For Americans. Part 2

Marie Justeen Mancha was home alone in Southeast Georgia when four federal agents stormed into her house, shouting "police! Illegals!"

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February 14, 2008

Butch Queens Bedevil Bahrain

In an article titled 'Gays To Face New Clamp' (yikes!) Mohammed Al A'Ali reports on Bahrain's proposed 'Homosexual Crackdown'. The proposal was put forward by MPs of the Al Menbar parliamentary block and seeks to address Bahrain's widespread gay problem.

"Crackdown and Widespread.  I'm sure I've seen that movie.  I believe it starred Rod Majors" exclaimed Shakesville skamp Melisa McEwan.

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Jesus Teh Magical Negro

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Others observed the phenomena long before The Enemy ever noticed it, but after Obama's recent surge The Enemy thinks it worth mentioning again, if only because it is so very disquieting, creepy and downright funny.

"It's almost like the Messiah, you know?" said Young, a woman who said she originally backed Clinton but was drawn to Obama over the last year. "People really, really want change, and you feel it. You don't just hear it -- you feel something coming from him.
--Jan Young, 56, of Maple Grove

I asked a woman, “Who was that?” She’d been one of those who pushed herself up toward the SUV. She turned to me as if I were out of my mind, “It was HIM!” she yelled. “But,” I questioned, “how do you know? All the windows were darkened.” She replied, “I felt it.”
--An eye witness, Obama Rally, Feb 2008

"...This election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama's speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often. No, seriously. It's a dramatic event"
--Chris Mathews, MSNBC, Feb 12 2008

YIKES! You know something's going on when stuff shoots up Chris Mathews leg 

(Lifting a little from the Shakesville Article here.) While some conservatives don't dismiss the idea of the Messiah running for President out of hand, they're quick to point out that He certainly wouldn't be running as a Democrat. Privately, however, many GOP insiders concede that if Barack Obama is in fact the Son of God returned for the salvation of all mankind, he'll be very difficult to beat in the Fall. If it turns out that Obama is indeed "The King of Kings", Republican strategists will be fervently praying that the Clintons are victorious in their wicked machinations, because, come November 4th, the only chance the GOP will have at keeping the White House is if they're running against the "Opposite Obama", the Anti-Christ, and even then it'll be an uphill battle.

February 10, 2008

As The School Cafeteria Goes...

...so goes the Nation.

Checkout these comments from people returning from the caucus in Washington State.

February 08, 2008

No Amnesty For Americans

Truth Out recently posted this item about Thomas Warziniack, who was born in Minnesota and grew up in Georgia, but immigration authorities pronounced him an illegal immigrant from Russia.
The Vera Institute of Justice,
a New York nonprofit organization, has identified 125 people in immigration detention centers across the nation they believe to be American citizens.
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January 30, 2008

Obama, The Silver Tongued Moor

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It's happened. The Enemy has finally been seduced by the charming chap from Illinois.
"What happened?" you ask. Well, pull your chair closer, gentle reader, and The Enemy will tell you.

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January 29, 2008

Latinos Are All Racist!

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I think the truth behind the "Latinos are all racist" news blitz is a subconscious desire on the part of whites to deal with their own race issues by projecting them onto minorities who don't have (the) necessary media access it would require to issue a comprehensive rebuttal.
-- Jack and Jill Politics

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