Enemy

Obama, The Silver Tongued Moor

It's happened. The Enemy has finally been seduced by the charming chap from Illinois.
"What happened?" you ask. Well, pull your chair closer, gentle reader, and The Enemy will tell you.

Latinos Are All Racist!

I think the truth behind the "Latinos are all racist" news blitz is a subconscious desire on the part of whites to deal with their own race issues by projecting them onto minorities who don't have (the) necessary media access it would require to issue a comprehensive rebuttal.
-- Jack and Jill Politics

Immigration Karma Sutra

"First rub your penis with wasp stings and massage it with sweet oil. When it swells, let it dangle for ten nights through a hole in your bed, going to sleep each night on your stomach." -- A directive to ICE field agents from Julie Myers, head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
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After the jump;  Numerous Immigration Reform Positions (master level), as demonstrated by the infinitely flexible candidates of both parties.

UAFA

Enough with the *fraud* already

The Enemy has lifted the following post (after the jump) in it's entirety from the good, hardtyping folks over at Immigration Equality. It's a handy little guide to how the three leading Democratic Candidates breakout on the UAFA.
*Spoiler Alert*, apparently our intrepid Candidates were spooked by "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry". It's all about the gay fraud you see...

The Silver Tongued Moor

The Enemy has remained impervious to the charms of this beige devil for a number of reasons. Partly it's the suspicion that the Democrats are pulling another bait n'switch ala Howard Dean. Fool me once, shame on — shame on you, fool me — you can't get fooled again.

Senator, Are You Still High?

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Not even the most obnoxious reporters ever asked Bill Clinton, Al Gore or George W Bush if they actually sold drugs as opposed to using them.