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No Amnesty For Americans. Part 2

Marie Justeen Mancha was home alone in Southeast Georgia when four federal agents stormed into her house, shouting "police! Illegals!"

Immigration Karma Sutra

"First rub your penis with wasp stings and massage it with sweet oil. When it swells, let it dangle for ten nights through a hole in your bed, going to sleep each night on your stomach." -- A directive to ICE field agents from Julie Myers, head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
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After the jump;  Numerous Immigration Reform Positions (master level), as demonstrated by the infinitely flexible candidates of both parties.

Pageant Questions

Rudy Giuliani says he would allow a significant portion of the nation's illegal immigrant population to stay in the country as long as they paid a fine, paid taxes and got in the back of the line in applying for citizenship.

The Enemy wonders how Giuliani's plan, laid out on Fox News Sunday morning, is any different than the one proposed by Bush and scuttled by congress last year. How will a GOP nativist (and lets call a spade a spade) interpret Miss Julie's  proposal as anything but the old scheme in fresh —— albeit unconvincing —— drag?

Conservative "Startled" By Facts

A report was just released by the conservative foundation 'Americas  Majority' examining the impact of immigration, both legal and otherwise, on the nation. The author and the foundation found their own findings "startling!"

In "Immigration and the Wealth of States," author Richard Nadler contrasts the 19 jurisdictions that contain 84% of the America's immigrant population with the 32 states in which the remaining 16% reside.

'Does immigration actually cause the ills attributed to it?' The answer, it turns out, is NO!"...go figure

You can download the report here: Download Immigration and Wealth.pdf

or read more about the findings after the jump.

Speaking of Fraud

"While I'm supportive of this proposal in principle, I have been concerned about fraud and believe implementation of this provision could strain the capacity of our Citizenship & Immigration Services." -- Hillary Clinton last year, clarifying her  *support* for Immigration Equality.

Barack raised similar concerns. 

"As someone who believes that homosexual couples should have the same legal rights as married couples and that our immigration laws should unite families, I support the Uniting American Families Act in concept," says Obama. "But I also believe that changes need to be made to the bill to minimize the potential for fraud and abuse of the immigration system."

Heaven forbid taxpaying gay citizens -- who often pay higher taxes than their married heterosexual neighbors -- should *inconvenience* the poor, overloaded federal bureaucracy by demanding equal rights.